President Trump Celebrating President’s Day with a Special Giveaway for Americans

President Trump spoke with Fox New’s correspondent Gary Lefferson about his plans for his first President’s Day as Commander in Chief. “President’s Day is going to be a huge celebration of all of our previous POTUS’ and America’s freedom. To commemorate my victory over nasty Hilary, I will be sending a personally signed photo of myself out to all Americans, immigrants not included.” President Trump began signing photos two weeks ago early on the morning of the 6th. He reportedly received a lot of criticism over neglecting some of his duties in order to finish signing all of the cards, claiming that this is the second most important task he’ll do all year, right behind building the wall.

Donald emphasized that he wants all Americans to feel as he is part of the family. “If I walked into your house and saw a photo of myself up on the fridge next to little Timmy, then that’s when I’d know I’m doing my job properly.”  Trump also said that’d he’d be spending the day with “his boy Kanye popping some bottles”.

 

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